Finalmente trovati i sintomi della malattia!
(Su citroenet.org.uk)
"Do you suffer from Citroënitis?
You are at risk from this debilitating mental condition if:
a) first thing in the morning before going to the toilet or having a coffee, you open the curtains and look at your Citroën ;
b) you look at your Citroën while drinking your first cup of coffee;
c) you look at your Citroën while eating your breakfast;
d) you use your Citroën for journeys of less than 500 metres;
e) you gesticulate wildly every time you see another Citroën;
f) you keep a camera in your glovebox in order to photograph interesting Citroëns;
g) you are incapable of stringing together a sentence without using the C word;
h) you get upset when people call Citroëns quirky;
i) you turn round and look at your Citroën after you walk away from it;
j) you look at your car in the office car park more than once a day;
k) you try and park next to other Citroëns;
l) you buy motoring magazines if they have more than one paragraph devoted to Citroëns;
m) you watch programmes on TV only because they feature Citroëns;
n) your partner yawns every time you mention Citroën;
o) you check on your Citroën last thing at night;
p) you threaten birds with mutilation when they defecate on your Citroën;
q) you threaten cats with mutilation when they leave footprints on your Citroën;
r) you dream about Citroëns;
s) all your bookmarks/favorites are Citroën sites;
t) you check the official Citroën sites for news more than once a month;
u) you suffer nausea and disorientation when obliged to ride in another make of car;
v) your Will states that the hearse used in your funeral must be a Citroën;
w) you get excited by the sight of chevrons;
x) you wake up during the night to check on your Citroën;
y) you are incapable of writing an e-mail without using the C word; and
z) people send you e-mails suggesting you suffer from Citroënitis."